This squirt gun looks like the product of some unholy genetics experiment gone horribly wrong. I feel like you would have to go to confession just for playing with it.
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Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
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I know it is hard to imagine what life would be like before the creation of the Super Soaker, but pre-historic man was forced to wage their squirt gun water battles armed only with a primitive bamboo pump-action device. Now that is a bit of info you won’t find in your fancy history books.
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With the temperature outside looking to be 100°F over the weekend here, my mind naturally turns to whatever can keep me cool. On days like this I would normally welcome getting shot at by a water gun, even soaked is fine in that heat. The Super Soaker Oozinator can do that, but it has another surprise up it’s sleeve as well. It can be loaded with bio-ooze that can be fired as well. So just when they think they are getting a little heat relief they find themselves covered in bio-ooze.
Taken in the wrong way, this product is also somewhat creepy. Check out the advertisement video after the jump.
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