Whether you think cacti would look perfectly natural in a Canadian blizzard, or if you just want to mess with people stranded in the desert by letting them think they’ve found a source of water, these steel cacti will fit the bill. Each one is made and finished by hand, and they’re available in four finishes: galvanized, patina rust, verdigris, and mirror.
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You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
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At first glance, the idea of a CD robot seems kind of intriguing, until you realize that it serves no purpose whatsoever. The product breakdown is that it’s a CD case containing five steel pieces that assemble into this bizarre robot thingy that looks like the result of an orgy between the Great Gazoo, a rocket and a pair of giant shoulder pads.
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Perhaps he’s the alcoholic brother of the Tin Man, on his way to Oz to get a new liver from the Wizard. Possibly he’s a barfly in the land of transformers, or the resulting spawn of a one night stand between a steam locomotive and a battleship. But you can be sure that this copper and steel wine bottle holder will be a great addition to your home decor, whether you want to provide a cool nautical feel to your space, or simply try to hide alcohol from your kids.
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