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The Loo Zone Traffic Cone is one of those things you need if your house does not have an exhaust fan. Still, there are times when even that is not enough. Rather than waste your night standing around and telling everyone not to enter, or just pretending you had nothing to do with it, throw this cone outside the bathroom door to give them fair notice. If they want to chance it, they can’t say they weren’t warned.

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The only thing that lasts longer than the stench of a one night stand is the memory. And since getting rid of the memory is a lot more difficult, we will just offer you this Wash Your One Night Stand shampoo. It is a small price to pay for the cleansing benefits it offers.

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