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A new 52″ plasma just won’t have the same impressive impact until the size is truly verified; and the best way to do that is by implementing the same magical phrase that prevents you from buying over the counter medications the size of horse pills: “actual size”. Now you can pick up your own actual size stickers and paste them to anything that demands size recognition, like your house, car, shoes, refrigerator, gut, ass, whatever.

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($5)

Cable Organisator

It’s time you hooked yourself up with some vinyl stickers to help decode the rat’s nest of wires that is your entertainment system. The only problem being if you want to use the labels to identify what goes where, you first have to figure out… what goes where. Follow? Once that’s done you can work on figuring out what the hell an “organisator” is.

Product Page: (£15, or about $25.50)

im a mac sticker

I wouldn’t describe Mac’s retorts as “witty” and I don’t remember PC having a Hitler mustache.

Product Page ($1.50)

office-stickers

Amuse yourself at the expense of those with poor eyesight and spatial recognition with these “Graffix stickas” made for the doorway, office and bahtroom. The idea, of course, is to give people the impression that the stickers are “real.” For example, using the office sticker set pictured above, you could add a few more USB ports to a PC, then point and laugh when the old man in the office forgets his glasses and tries to plug-in a peripheral. Yup, you’re a real class act. Additional sets are pictured after the break.

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bacon-sticker-1

There you have it—the ultimate man’s fantasy boiled down into sticker form. There are more sticker designs pictured after the break that will help you share your love of bacon with the world.

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rust-and-scratch-stickers

Yeah, I bet minor scratch and rust marks will cause thieves to just pass your car by. After all, we can’t have any blemishes on cars entering the ol’ chop shop, now can we?

Product Page: (£3.99 or about $6)

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While tracking down content for Nerd Approved I often conjure up products in my mind only to discover that they either don’t exist or are extremely hard to find. From here on out, mock-ups of these products will be collected in a new feature dubbed “Products That Should Exist But Don’t.” For the first installment I give you “Conquest Stickers.”

Much like a fighter pilot recording kills on the side of his plane, Conquest Stickers are designed to keep track of your romances without having to resort to unsightly notches in your bedpost. I’m not sure if this product exists—but it should. Although, nobody is going to hand you an award for being a slut. Or will they (NSFW link)?

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If you want to give your keyboard a Hebrew hardware makeover, this Chosen Keyboard Sticker set will do the job. Just peel and affix the repositionable vinyl stickers to any standard keyboard. Mazel Tov!

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Stickman In Peril

Everyone is familiar with Stickman. He’s the dude you see on street signs that warn of dangerous situations. Unfortunately for him, someone has had the bright idea to develop puffy, vinyl, reflective stickers featuring Stickman getting his ass handed to him in all new ( and extremely elaborate ) ways. These incidents range from getting impaled by a unicorn to getting his fingers caught in a stapler. Hysterical.

Available in three different versions: Stickman in Faryland, Officeland, and Peril ( $4.95 each). More pictures are available after the break.

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