
To some, a bathroom is just a bathroom. To others, it’s a shrine for worship and meditation. If you fall into the latter category, these outhouse and toilet paper string lights will provide soft, comforting light that will work great with the pictures of John Mayer, Kanye West and the cast of the Hills you put above your toilet to spring your bowels into action.
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A large number of people do not keep their bedrooms very neat with their clothes usually lying all over the floor. If that is your idea of nice decor then a string of these Boxer Shorts String Lights will work very well in any other room in your house. Besides, you can always use the string lights as a laundry line for your washed boxer shorts. If you ever wash them that is.
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Happy holidays? Bah! If your actions through the year won’t quite get you on the ‘Good” list, at least have a little fun with your decorations. The Grinch may not have made Christmas happy for Whoville, but string him across your mantle and he will at least amuse your Christmas guests.
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I am thinking a couple strings of these around the living room would look great, make it look like you are a musical genius. Of course you aren’t, you have barely completed the easy level on Guitar Hero III. But no reason for everyone else to know that. And since when does a guitar not have 5 different colored fret buttons and a strum bar?
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