You know…because it’s a plush turkey. If your bird tastes like plush, you’ve done something wrong. If it’s got something fuzzy it it, that’s probably a feather. Or hair. God, I hope it’s not pubes.
At any rate, this cuddly, handcrafted feast features removable drumsticks and stuffing for kids that love to play with their food.
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A dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.
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