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Homer’s quotation on the flask has it just about right: alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. As you enjoy each shot, you can use a different shot glass—each of which has Homer with a different expression (although those expressions look more of the “causing problems” variety rather than the “solutions”).
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Someone that owns a bar as classy as Moe’s Tavern is probably who you want to trust your wine opening chores to. On the other hand, the man owns a dive and knows nothing about classy drinks—but he does look a lot more interesting than your average corkscrew. Use the hands with full mugs to give you some leverage to sink that corkscrew in. When done, place him back on his body and leave the pewter representation of him on your counter. All wine aficionados should have such good taste to have this nice an opener.
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Even though the episodes have not been top notch over the last few years, The Simpsons is still the funniest TV show of all-time as far as I am concerned. Now you can support your back on long road trips with the comfort of classic animated comedy.
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Homer would be honored to help you open that bottle of wine whether it is an expensive vintage or the cheapest thing you could find with a cork. Plus, by raising Homer’s hands over his head you will be helping him get as much as exercise as he ever will. The preferred corkscrew for the arrested adolescents.
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Now here are what I would call ACTION figures. Principal Skinner getting a little in the janitor’s closet. It has even captured that “deer in the headlights” look you would expect from Seymour. Miss Krabapple’s expression conveys the impression that she doesn’t seem to mind that someone has opened the door at all, again completely in character. Go Seymour!!
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