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mr tie mousepad

Maybe it’s time Mr. Tie here invested in some neckware that is a little more manageable—like a bolo tie or a cravat. Even those fashion disasters don’t look this bad.

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ihatemonday-mousepad

Everyone hates Mondays, but a little humor is a quick way to brighten up your week. This mousepad is shaped like a very large tie with a graphic that makes your distaste for the first day of the week quite plain to see. The small office worker will hold it in place while you are using it, though you will have to remove his head if you want to move just the tie. That seems, sadly, very close to reality in today’s corporate world.

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webtie.jpg

It is computer gear on a tie. It has numerous pictures of “the web”. It is a tie that you have to be a total geek to wear, or at least someone with absolutely no fashion sense.

A quick tip for job hunters: this is probably not your best choice of wardrobe to create a first impression to that hiring manager.

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