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Not the greatest cook eh? This bomb timer will soon become a tick-tock warning to your family that a heartburn-inducing, flavor-killing food poisoning disaster is imminent.
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This product is yet another in a long line of products that answer the simple question: Why have two products when one will do the job of both? Use the timer to cook the egg just right and then use it as a base as an egg cup.
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You really need to be careful when you are dealing with the Grim Reaper. While you may be expecting your eggs to be done cooking when this Reaper hourglass empties, the Grim Reaper may have other ideas about whose time has run out. Be sure to get in writing that any activity with this timer has nothing to do with your life span.
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Set the timer for any period up to 60 minutes and as soon as you see a big smile on the face you know it is time to eat. This happy looking guy will also give you a polite little bell sound to let you know the time has expired in case you are not within viewing distance.
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Just to show the ladies that you care about their needs as much as yours, introduce the Foreplay Timer to your bedroom. So, you need to deliver on three minutes of attention right? Try 3 seconds—because that’s how long this timer lasts. If she complains that things went too quickly, just try and convince her that she got swept away in the passion and lost track of time.
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If you have trouble with your honey-do list then you need to add this device to your game plan. Make it simple. Tell the wife that you will do two chores a day as long as they are limited by a timer. The bonus is that your timer can empty that sand in about 3 seconds. If that seems like a bit much then just cut it down to one timed chore per day.
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