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Increasingly, studios are releasing popular nerd movies on USB drives in an attempt to sucker collectors into spending extra cash. If you are one of those collectors, this 4GB, individually numbered, Autobot shield USB comes loaded with the Transformers sequel. It’s playable on up to five devices and it’s burnable to DVD.
I don’t quite understand the point behind a Transformers 1/9th scale bike model, but it exists nonetheless. I suppose when you have a major summer blockbuster action movie on deck, it is crucial that you capture the all important bike enthusiast demographic if you want to win at the box office. The Decepticon version is pictured after the break.
With the press of a button on the Autobot Keychain Light you can display the Autobot logo on any surface “when there is minimal competing light.” Apparently, that means that you will not be able to see the logo unless the room is completely dark. Too bad, you could have fun with something like this at work, school, or church.
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The Transformers movie has hit the theaters and the endless pimping of merchandise has begun. That having been said, get a load of the Beatmix Bumblebee.
The Transformers Electronic Beatmix Bumblebee Figure is coming from another planet to interface with your iPods and MP3 players, and when he does, there will be plenty of dancing! This little guy will remix your music and get down to the beat, transforming your tunes into a mad remix that would make a DJ proud. (Or at least, a very young DJ proud.) Why settle for non-dancing toys when this one is going to make your day all the more fun?
I thought the Autobots came to Earth to wage war against the Decepticons. Apparently they just wanted to pop and lock on the dance floor.
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Autobots and Decepticons do battle on the war-torn battlefield that is the chess board. Pieces include the Autobot and Decepticon logo for pawns, and Optimus Prime and Megatron as the kings.
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We’ve brought you the Transformers Plush, the Autobot / Decepticon Pillows, and now we have another Transformer related product - although this one is considerably weirder than it’s predecessors.
The Optimus Prime Hot Water Bottle features and image of OP himself and the words “Prime Guy” emblazoned on a hot water bottle. Why, I do not know.
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So you already picked up the fully transformable Optimus Prime Plush, now it’s time to complete the ensemble with these Autobot and Decepticon Pillows.
At 16″ they are plenty big enough to hide your shame when you mom opens your bedroom door to find you rubbing one out to anime porn.
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The Transformers movie is set to hit theaters this summer, which makes it the perfect time to pick up a transformable plush of your favorite character. It’s definitely a unique twist on a classic concept.
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