From That’s Nerdalicious!: When attending a Renaissance Faire, civilized patrons skip the mutton leg and foods on a stick for something that they can eat with these hand-forged feasting utensils.
And when I say “hand-forged”, I’m not joking. These iron utensils feature some serious old world craftsmanship. The fork, knife and spoon even include a leather holster with a belt loop and leg tie so that you don’t accidentally poke another hole in your monk’s robe.
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The final review in our six part Nerdy Mega Prize Pack series is the Kitchen Magician. In a nutshell, it’s supposed to be the Swiss Army Knife of kitchen utensils, but falls a bit short of that goal.
Show the world what a sick bastard you are by displaying a blood stained Evidence Knife Set Holder prominently in your kitchen. It will nicely compliment the Evidence knife we’ve featured in the past, and will also be a magnet for agents of CSI’s beef and poultry division, who nail suspects who don’t properly clean their utensils.
Let your friends and family know that their meal was made with love when you add a dash of sweet sugar and stir vigorously with your nutsack. Well, a heart spoon that looks like a nutsack anyway.
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No need to be the sad person sitting home drinking by themselves. You can pretend you have friends and are in a social situation with this Faces Bar Set. Instead of being one step away from becoming an anonymous group member you can now practice your conversational skills with a set of happy faced items that don’t interrupt and are always attentive.
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This is what happens when kitchen utensils spend too much time near the microwave.
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Football fans are a loyal bunch. There is no way to pry them away from the television on weekends, unless you let them grill with these utensils. The football field spatula, helmet tongs and football scrub brush will add a little fun to your winter grilling.
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Kids (and many adults) will undoubtedly get a kick out of this Gear Head Place Setting complete with 6″ rubberized tread tire bowl, forged stainless steel knife, fork, and spoon with tool handles, and an insulated chrome-plated black plastic piston shaped mug. The tire bowl also includes a chrome hubcap that snap locks on the bowl to seal in sugary freshness, and the utensils come in their very own plastic tool case. The items can be purchased individually or in a set.
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