waffle maker

 

farmyard-waffler

When you’re a farmer who has seen more than their fair share of barns, and spends day after day knee deep in pig, cow and chicken shit, the worst thing for your appetite and morale at 4am is to have a plate of waffles put in front of you shaped like the animals who produce that shit, especially when you’re going to be walking through it for the next 12-16 hours.

Product Page: ($35.27)

texas-waffle-maker

Satisfy your taste buds with a waffle shaped like America’s second largest state. The flavors of cowboy, oil, cattle, 10 gallon hats, the blues and Dubya come together to offer a breakfast full of Texas pride.

Product Page: ($46.75)