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As promised with last week’s preview of the Cthulhu water bottle, Archie McPhee has also delivered on a 1936 vintage of Jackalope Tumbleweed wine. As any connoisseur will tell you, this vintage is truly exceptional—dry, with notes of sand and a long leather boot-flavored finish. Of course, you could fill it with just about anything from water to moonshine.
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The guys at Archie McPhee are adding to their popular line of water bottle designs with the mythical Cthulhu and Jackalope. Prices have not been revealed, but you should be able to hydrate with pure evil starting tomorrow.

Now that is one hot dog. If you take a look at the flipside of the bottle, you can see how he managed to sculpt…10 pack abs?

This is what the police will pry out of your nerdy hands when they find you dead of exhaustion after an hour of hiking.
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When you invite that hot date over for dinner you’ll want to make sure she feels special. That means in addition to wearing deodorant and wiping the pubes off your toilet seat, you break out the fine china. That’s where these imported glass water bottles come in. Made in Italy and available in four different styles, they are sure to wow any date when set on a candlelit table with your home cooked Ramen.
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