If your cubicle has been invaded by co-workers who have been kidnapping your paper clips and post-it notes, you can put this gatling gun to work defending your turf which fires the most feared of all office supplies: the dreaded rubber band. Read more on CubicleBot…
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Nobody will question your dedication to firepower when you come home and hang your coat, hat or bandoleer on a resin gunhook. And although the unmanly colors suggest that they were dipped in Paas Easter egg dye at some point, you can be sure that guests would have to have some large balls or no brain to bring it up.
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If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.
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A flashlight that is made of metal and is a foot and a half long sound like it could be used for self-defense as well as emergency lighting. But get one that includes an “assault crown” and you have a weapon to be reckoned with. Short of a gun, I think I would keep one of these next to the bed in case anyone makes the foolish decision to break into my house.
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If everyone thinks you want to play a game of Go Fish when you pull these Joker cards out, they have quite the surprise in store for them. Hopefully those same people have been nice to you on that particular day because these stainless steel cards are meant for throwing. The weight of the metal and the sharpness of the edge could do some serious damage if wielded properly.
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Ninjas are always prepared for battle, but they prefer a sneakier type of attack. So your average knife would not do them much good. But attach a folding blowgun to a small pocket knife and you have a silent attack with a knife standby in case things don’t go quite as well as planned.
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There is a new sheriff in town, and he is wearing a sequined jumpsuit and a bedazzled ten gallon hat. His weapon of choice? A fearsome gun that shoots bursts of glitter. Be very afraid.
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This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. Sales are up 50% bitches! BOOM!
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