If you’re looking for a way to time travel to the end of your shift, consider staging Doctor Who desk battles with these wind-up Dalek and TARDIS toys. The Dalek features a wind up mechanism on the side and will propel forward with its head and eyestalk turning as if searching for humans to exterminate. The TARDIS has a pull back mechanism, which will cause the TARDIS to zip forward while spinning. However, you’ll want to be careful that your boss doesn’t catch you playing with these – otherwise the end of your shift (and job) may come earlier than you think.
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How easily will Pac-Man and Blinky get accustomed to life without a controller guiding their movements? My guess is that they’ll have a hell of a time catching each other, or even moving in the same direction.
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Holy sweet freakin’ Lord…a peeing dog wind up toy! Sheeeit…I’m gonna make a little fire hydrant for this thing then grab a USB humping dog. Maybe even put a Gi-Joe in a mailman outfit I made out of construction paper.
It’s not available until July, but forget trying to pre-order the iPhone 4 today—this is what you need to focus on.
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Ordinarily, giant chomping teeth is not something I want near my butt/groin. Fortunately, this chair is non-functional and intended for relaxation purposes only.
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If you want to know what Conan O’ Brien’s face looked like when he learned he was getting a $45 million payday for doing nothing, here it is sculpted out of fine polymer clay and attached to the guts of a wind-up toy. “Robo Coco” joins the trio of freak machines being sold on Etsy which include the Bill Nighy “Billgoblin” and the Dennis Hopper “Hopper” pictured after the break, along with additional photos and videos of the horrifying atrocities in action.
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After a long and stormy relationship with CFL, it became clear that their career paths were going in opposite directions. Needless to say, light bulb has a big ego, and the idea of playing second fiddle put too much of a strain on their marriage. In the end, light bulb packed up and walked out.
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Contrary to popular belief, martians are not that technologically advanced. Take this alien-designed robot for example. He is made from tin and functions using wind-up power. Needless to say, this “invasion” will be short-lived.
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That’s right, chef Mario Batali has his own wind-up toy with actual spaghetti-flipping action. In our food-obsessed culture, chefs are becoming the new rock stars. Except the groupies are waaaay fatter.
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If only your life were as simple as the Humping Robot’s. His only concern is his ability to hump mechanical objects. This washing machine is a perfect example. Get yourself one of these figures and a washing machine, then all you have to do is wind him up and watch him go. Unfortunately, the washing machine pictured is not included.
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Primarily meant for bachelorette parties and the like, this well endowed young lady will flash you over and over. All you have to do is wind her up. I do think, however, that restricting it to bachelorette parties is pretty short sighted. Any time is a good time to for boobies.
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