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After a long and stormy relationship with CFL, it became clear that their career paths were going in opposite directions. Needless to say, light bulb has a big ego, and the idea of playing second fiddle put too much of a strain on their marriage. In the end, light bulb packed up and walked out.
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Contrary to popular belief, martians are not that technologically advanced. Take this alien-designed robot for example. He is made from tin and functions using wind-up power. Needless to say, this “invasion” will be short-lived.
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That’s right, chef Mario Batali has his own wind-up toy with actual spaghetti-flipping action. In our food-obsessed culture, chefs are becoming the new rock stars. Except the groupies are waaaay fatter.
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If only your life were as simple as the Humping Robot’s. His only concern is his ability to hump mechanical objects. This washing machine is a perfect example. Get yourself one of these figures and a washing machine, then all you have to do is wind him up and watch him go. Unfortunately, the washing machine pictured is not included.
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Primarily meant for bachelorette parties and the like, this well endowed young lady will flash you over and over. All you have to do is wind her up. I do think, however, that restricting it to bachelorette parties is pretty short sighted. Any time is a good time to for boobies.
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Fact: Robots dance like awkward white nerds. Don’t believe me? Hit the jump to watch how this little wind-up bot “pumps up the jam.”
