This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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Sweet baby Jeebus, someone spray some holy water on this thing. Sh*t. It may be only 1.3 megapixels, but my guess is that this unholy webcam is using every last one of them to peer into your soul.
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Giving these Witches Broom Pens as a gift to anyone could be taken in a couple ways. You are either giving them a unique but very cool little gift, or you consider them to be as evil as a witch. Say what you want, but the latter is probably a lot closer to the true reason. Either way, you could probably use one to clean up your desk or those hard to reach areas on your keyboard.
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