The Wizard of Oz Wicked Witch’s legs were all that was left usable after she was crushed by the house. May as well put them to use by growing plants in them. Better than just letting them go to waste.
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This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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Sweet baby Jeebus, someone spray some holy water on this thing. Sh*t. It may be only 1.3 megapixels, but my guess is that this unholy webcam is using every last one of them to peer into your soul.
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Giving these Witches Broom Pens as a gift to anyone could be taken in a couple ways. You are either giving them a unique but very cool little gift, or you consider them to be as evil as a witch. Say what you want, but the latter is probably a lot closer to the true reason. Either way, you could probably use one to clean up your desk or those hard to reach areas on your keyboard.
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