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fuck ornament

I’ve always found Philly’s nickname “the city of brotherly love” kind of amusing. Seems to me like the sculpture this ornament depicts is more fitting than the “love” version we are familiar with. Now if only we could do something about Jersey being called “the garden state.”

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Guillotine ornament

For some people, the holiday season can be the most depressing time of the year. I say roll with those emotions to create a holiday theme that is festively dark and morbid. Kind of like a goth Martha Stewart.

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yoda mouse

These handmade felt ornaments from The House of Mouse feature characters from your favorite nerdy movies. These mice can act—and they are guaranteed plague-free.

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grenade-decorations

Nothing is going to brighten up your Christmas like half a dozen grenades. In keeping with the spirit of the season, they are all a nice and shiny chrome color. It may seem more festive if they were red and green, but that isn’t really in keeping with the grenade spirit.

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When Santa is at the bottom of the chimney all you have is a small plastic stocking. Send him up to the top and the USB Flash Drive connector is extended for you to save all your Christmas lists. The stocking has 4 GB of storage making it more than just another pretty Christmas ornament.

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