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Disgruntled Elf Expresses Himself With Poetry

Not every elf at the North Pole can be completely happy and carefree. I see no reason not to include that unhappy soul as well as all the others come the Christmas holiday. This magnetic elf comes complete with plenty of words he can use to voice his displeasure. Let all the kids have a turn at coming up with the most offensive insults and leave the best one up on the fridge. De facto slavery is never pretty.

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